October 31, 1984
"I don't believe in them either, but I still think it would be fun to kick a little ectoplasm"
December 12, 1983
"Edwin Meese"
"White | Minority"
"Mirosoft finds the government breakup plan vague an ambigous"
"No way, the pickle and onion are bundled with the lettuce and tomato"
"Will not excuse you from taking lawful orders"
"This just in - Bill Gates has bought the rights to the alphabet"
"Willie says it's no big deal "Willie is going to appeal)"
"You can trust your car, to the man who wears the star!"
"I'll check on it, but I think IBM holds both of those patents"
But every little bit helps
"I confess I did it, I took the original tag off of a beanie baby"
"Good grief- It was just an apple - You'd think we'd taken the tag off of a beanie baby"
"May I suggest our special reserve - A nice Coca-Cola"
"Smile, you are on medical record sharing"
"The vending machine from hell"
Two guys in an office
