September 23, 1983
"Heh, Heh… this is great stuff … have you heard the ones about the black plague, the Titanic, The Holocaust and The Korean Airliner"
April 11, 1983
"You guys won't be needing the cave until winter"
August 8, 1982
"Don’t be so grouchy you can still fight forest fires on your own time"
July 29, 1982
"A delegation from the state department is here to see you. The state department wants to negotiate with you about its right to exist"
February 26, 1982
"Oh, come off it, Watt - You can't claim those files in the name of executive privilege"
October 13, 1981
"I cant read it either. I think its secretary Watt disposing of another batch of air pollution regulations"