January 30, 1989
"Praise Allah. There they go. We can fight each other in peace"
May 17, 1988
"Afghanistan"
December 29, 1987
"For years there was the cold war, I was a pessimist. Then Glasnost came along… I became an optimist"
February 18, 1987
"Gorbachev is in, brezhev is out , glasnost is in, Afghanistan is out…"
November 22, 1985
Summit
November 21, 1985
"I hate to bother your pretty little head, Mr. Reagan but would mind telling us how you got yourself into this delicate condition?"
June 2, 1983
May 26, 1983
"Hey, that's the annoucer who just finished the series of candid remarks of afghanistan"
March 16, 1983
"Our movement of non-aligned counters has shown the world where we stand"
December 1, 1982
"We've been here in Afghanistan for three years now"
February 28, 1982
"The western press is at it again. Now they say there is scandal and corruption in our famous soviet circus"
August 6, 1980
"Honey"
June 25, 1980
"Kennedy"
April 22, 1980
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR)
February 11, 1980
"You know… it's like our five year plans… only our informants tell us these Afghani rebels have a two thousand year plan"
January 14, 1980
"Time flies when you're having fun"
January 10, 1980
"Halt! Who goes there? Give the password!"
January 9, 1980
"Getting ready for the 1980 Moscow Olympics"
January 4, 1980
"Take that back, bring me a détente Burger, pass the catch up… and hold the salt"