December 17, 1989
"U.S Mail "
May 5, 1989
"Dept of Education"
February 7, 1988
"Think Twice"
December 11, 1987
"We've been overlooking the obvious , gentlemen next year we should add realistic toy field hospitals, cementeries, war memorials… "
March 18, 1986
Welfare office
January 3, 1986
"Texas celebrates its 150th birthday this year"
September 6, 1984
"September is women's health month"
June 20, 1984
"Texas Legislature"
December 18, 1983
"Let's approach this the way they do U.S. military aid now - I'll present my list of demands and don't you forget they're freebies"
December 12, 1983
"Edwin Meese"
September 1, 1983
"Take my advice, forget about growing up to be president and aim for chairman of the federal reserve board"
August 8, 1983
"What am I going to be when I grow up?"
July 28, 1983
"But you still have visitation rights"
June 1, 1983
"This year his budget is 14.4 billion"
February 1, 1983
"Peace on Earth goodwill toward men"
December 26, 1982
"Peace on Earth, good will toward men"
December 5, 1982
"Want to watch the soaps and distort your view of the real world?"
September 13, 1982
"Hmm… this is interesting in the Soviet Union , Women are being given subsidies for every abby produced"
February 16, 1982
"Lucky you! I get a dry baloney sandwich"
October 30, 1981
"He's a three time loser - he's videotaped captain Kangaroo, Mr. Peppermint and the Muppets"
May 4, 1981
"I've got this strange craving for liver and broccoli - is there such a thing as junk food burnout?"
March 24, 1980
No prejudice
"Willie says it's no big deal "Willie is going to appeal)"
