April 23, 1989
"But I want to be realistic"
June 14, 1988
"All you an read books 1,000"
October 4, 1987
"Solidarity"
December 30, 1986
"Cowboys locker room"
August 24, 1986
"On the special session trail"
May 7, 1986
"...Finalists in the pie eating event, and now eligible for the cow chip toss..."
March 5, 1986
Texas oil
July 30, 1985
"Hance-Clements-Loeffler"
March 15, 1985
"But life won't be the same after Arlington annexes Webb"
January 17, 1984
"Return of the lonesome cowboy"
January 8, 1984
"Let's try that again, okay?"
October 12, 1983
"Now that we've found the meaning of it all , we should move on to some other topic. Do you think the Cowboys are good or just lucky?"
March 9, 1983
"Well, I reckon ol' gib will remember everything he owns eventually…"
September 1, 1982
" I guess we finally got his attention he says he wouldn’t be surprised to see us riding tall in the saddle from now on"
January 20, 1982
"What a day! I'm tellin' you I'm really shook up! Gime a double!"
August 14, 1981
"According to her papers this is the thoroughbred we bought from Voodoo Farms - Miss New Authority - out of inspiration by hornswoogle"
June 3, 1981
"I can whip any tax cut plan in the house"
June 18, 1980
"Got a band-aid? He was observing happy hour"