November 7, 1989
"Governor Clement's position on education funding and taxes"
June 10, 1989
"Medigap insurance reform is in the works, deceptive trade practice will be curtailed. Celebrity endorsements will be affected , we're thinking maybe we should get ChucK Norris or Darth Vader"
January 20, 1989
"Deficit"
January 13, 1989
"State budgets"
January 12, 1989
"Let's stop by the federal home loan bank board and pick up some S&L's . Im feeling a little greedy"
January 11, 1989
"The gipper swings… he misses.. Strike nine… he gets the walk! Listen to that crowd!"
March 20, 1988
"The buck stops"
February 12, 1988
"Could you allow me a few moments of calming meditation before you punch out the total?"
January 5, 1988
"S.S. Reaganomics"
December 26, 1987
"Budged Resolution"
November 24, 1987
"Are we sure this is a vital organ"
May 27, 1987
books
January 12, 1987
"Oliver North diverts tooth fairy funds"
November 13, 1985
"How often do you receive federal funding to engage in teacher surveys asking who we voted for and how often we jog, go to church, work in the garden, and have sex?"
April 15, 1985
"Last chance IRAS"
December 8, 1983
"Cross your fingers - I think we've finally found the right choreographer for him"
April 3, 1981
"They've changed the grand finale, ordinarily the opera ain't over until the fat lady sings"