May 17, 1989
"Guns"
January 28, 1989
"NRA"
August 26, 1988
"George H. W. Bush"
June 30, 1988
"The hostage"
January 2, 1988
"The plastic gun comes in a kit includes ski mask, flight schedules, pre printed bomb threats... I'm sure your mom will love it. I gave mine one for mother's day"
June 30, 1986
"If the founding fathers hadn't intended for us to invoice them as beans, they would have said so in the Constitution"
April 13, 1986
"Bubba don't like to talk about it - he was cleanin' some gun legislation when it went off and shot him in the trigger finger"
May 12, 1983
"If we don’t thin them out, they might become a nuisance"
April 15, 1983
"Honduras"
February 7, 1983
"Originally then were ruby reds- they were wounded by some idiot sniping at trucks on the interstate"
January 28, 1983
"You'd better back off. Bentsen- there's no telling what could happen to the hostage…"
May 15, 1981
"Let's see ... Who else makes us feel threatned?"
November 12, 1980
"Military spending to jump in 81"