September 12, 1989
"I was afraid our dependence on agricultural chemicals would come to something like this. It's a list of demands, they want a 45% increase in pesticides, and they don't want to be called 'veggies' anymore !"
March 18, 1989
"Soviet Agriculture"
February 10, 1989
"cheeseburger, fries, chocolate shake… and hold the cholesterol"
October 15, 1988
"Sudan"
February 12, 1988
"Could you allow me a few moments of calming meditation before you punch out the total?"
March 31, 1986
"First fire, then the wheel - now I understand they've discovered something called 'income tax'"
April 24, 1985
"May I suggest our special reserve...a nice Coca-Cola, March 1985?"
January 29, 1985
"They couldn’t agree on Negotiable offensive ingredients"
March 1, 1984
"That's cholesterol over easy, nitrites crisp - Do you want white or whole wheat E.D.B.s?"
September 1, 1983
"Well an egg maybe but its not hot enough to fry chicken on the sidewalk"
July 21, 1983
"Sorry we've hit our quota for today, but we would like to invite you folks to stick around for our seminar on adverse market impacting"
June 6, 1982
"It's just one of those little cultural differences - in America its ' no shirt, no shoes, no service' "
February 16, 1982
"Lucky you! I get a dry baloney sandwich"
January 31, 1981
Democrats and repbulicans
August 18, 1980
"It sort of balances out- when I look at the price of food it ruins my appetite"