November 1, 1989
"All of which will cost money"
September 1, 1989
"Have you heard? After finding a dust bunny in her cell this morning, Leona Helmsley fired the warden"
July 19, 1989
"Oh come now. We have to be realistic. The county jail is full and the state prisons arent accepting reservations at this time. Maybe you should try Oklahoma, Louisiana or New Mexico"
June 20, 1989
"Politics and influence peddling will no longer be tolerated"
February 8, 1989
"Assault with a deadly sense of humor"
January 29, 1989
"He's doing time for some peculiar accounting practices at one of those savings and loans"
May 21, 1988
"Where's the banana wagon?"
October 30, 1987
"They want to know their constitutional rights"
June 18, 1987
"You think you've got a problem?"
April 9, 1987
"Get your audits!"
March 27, 1987
"Party for four armed robbery?"
June 27, 1986
"Tarrant County Jail"
October 22, 1985
"We're not having jail house stew again, I hope?"
October 1, 1983
"I see you are writing a check. There's a mailbox on the corner"
May 13, 1982
"We've got an awful overcrowding problem back there in the jail, sheriff"
September 24, 1981
"I heard a rumor that they've been offered to Fort Worth for tis New City-Council jail. There's an excellent chance that it will be the low bid"
August 18, 1981
"Good luck, buddy - that’s going to be a very difficult split"