March 21, 1989
"Promisin to be more vigilant in the future, all concerned denied a rumor that…"
September 4, 1988
"It keeps me humble"
March 26, 1988
"US heroes have everything lined up now attorneys accountants agents.. "
December 1, 1987
"Office of Government Ethics"
June 28, 1987
"Ordinarily, col. North, that would be an unacceptable way to make an oath."
April 29, 1986
"May we approach the bench?"
March 12, 1986
Supreme Court
July 9, 1985
"Your honor, my client has been brought in six times for parole violations"
May 3, 1985
"Psst ya'll got a copy of the first amendment under the counter?"
April 29, 1985
"Malpractice attorney"
December 30, 1984
"Severe emotional distress"
April 2, 1984
"Special Prosecutor"
September 15, 1983
"Don’t worry, folks as chief law officer of the state of Texas, I aim to track this thing down"
March 9, 1982
"The defense requests a recess, your honor - Counsel needs to fill out some deposit slips and make a few investments"
March 31, 1981
"They've printed another correction"