December 14, 1989
"Of course you have a choice- you can run clockwise or you can run couterclockwise."
December 2, 1989
"The comptroller general has told congress that we're a typical government agency; that as a manager, you've made some terrible boo-boos; and that we're in deep doo-doo... if that's not too technical for ,sir."
April 16, 1987
"If the governor and the legislature want to call each other names, they should pick on somebody their own species."
January 20, 1987
"70th Texas Legislature Rodeo"
January 13, 1987
"Lone Star Mercantile"
September 5, 1986
"Texas Legislature can't escape deficit"
July 22, 1986
"Austin and bust"
July 2, 1986
"Avoid any political discussion that might lead to inviting each other to step out back"
May 2, 1986
"Perfect...no, wait...raise the upper lefthand corner just a touch more"
March 6, 1986
Ransom
February 25, 1986
Grand Marshal Gorbachev
June 2, 1985
"Hey eleven out of sixteen's not bad"
July 3, 1984
"Special session Texas legislature"
June 28, 1984
"It's tough enough for the legislature to stick a tax on ice cream"
May 27, 1983
"There's no food or water in here, but it looks like we can make some interesting decisions"
May 11, 1982
"State Legislature represent-a-thon"
November 9, 1981
"Now let's proceed to the congressional office buildings"
July 16, 1981
"We're going to take that dirty shirt right off the back of Little Tex and run it through the regular cycle using the amzazing formula 'Legislato'"
June 9, 1981
"Describe the Texas Legislature ? Well it’s a timid little creature that can't even stick up for itself when its faced with stuff like restricting."
June 1, 1981
"Governor Bill and his electronic surveillance band"
March 20, 1981
"Isn't that ol'bossy"
March 2, 1981
"Our soviet congress has met"