June 27, 1989
"Pete wants to know what the odds are on Giamatti lasting a year as baseball commissioner?"
May 21, 1989
"All sorts of things are being re- evaluated .. Cyclamates, eggs, Jimmy Carter"
May 13, 1987
"I'm with the daily news and I'm watching the reporter from inquier watch the reporter from the herald watch the candidate"
March 30, 1987
"First the dollar is too strong… and the economistis complain…"
September 8, 1986
"Mass funeral in South Africa"
May 15, 1986
"All the news that's fit to print"
May 6, 1986
"Uninformed voters are messing up our elections..."
April 27, 1986
"That neighborhood destruction committee must be meeting upstairs again"
March 20, 1986
"Eat your heart out, K Mart"
March 14, 1986
"Here we go again!"
February 10, 1986
"How does this sound? Experienced president-for-life desires to relocate. Strong despotism, tyranny, bloodshed skills. Seeks like-minded country to rule by force..."
January 31, 1986
"Rise and shine, Congressman Armey - we like to complete our ablutions in the reflecting pool before the tourists start showing up."
January 23, 1986
"You're proposing further research, exchange of ideas, and warm cooperation to evaluate the pros and cons of opening your umbrella?"
January 16, 1986
"Hi! I had a great day at the office..."