November 20, 1988
"You're imaging things"
October 12, 1988
"I'll tell you what really hurts- when your regular tour groups turn on you"
October 4, 1988
"It's not open to the public"
April 20, 1987
"Ban the bomb "
July 16, 1986
"End of Salt II"
June 23, 1986
Nuclear arms race
May 16, 1986
"Arms reduction talks entombed in concrete (designed to prevent the escape of an agreement for centuries)"
May 13, 1986
"The court of world opinion charges you littering this planet"
April 27, 1986
"That neighborhood destruction committee must be meeting upstairs again"
January 9, 1986
"This is a private tea party for Alice - the non-meeting gathering of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission is in the obfuscation room next door"
March 1, 1985
"My nuke"
February 25, 1985
"The thing has cooled down now.. But there is a new area of concern"
February 14, 1985
"I thought they were our friends! Boy, are they insensitive.."
July 25, 1983
"It followed me home- where can we keep it?"
November 16, 1982
"Just ride around until you find a tow away zone big enough to park it in"
September 22, 1982
"Can you get on it right away ? Its on one of those explosive rims and we know better than to mess with it"
August 29, 1982
"We must face up to it.. The unthinkable could happen"
July 6, 1982
"I'll be honest with you, Ronald I'm not wild about either cactus or Limburger"
June 3, 1982
"We can't use that slogan - I think the super powers have a copyright on it"
May 25, 1982
"You guys come back here! You're supposed to mail in your zip codes"
April 26, 1982
"Let's just hope the Russians don't have superior technology"
March 30, 1982
"The beauty of our position is that if they should happen to be right, they won't be around to say 'I told you so'"
March 22, 1982
"1980, 1970, 1960"
March 2, 1982
"Go for a strong finish"