November 7, 1986
"Permanent damage to Reagan's agenda"
February 28, 1986
"Do you approve or disapprove of the way the planet Earth is handling toxic waste?"
November 6, 1984
"Poll'
October 31, 1984
"I don't believe in them either"
"I don't believe in them either, but I still think it would be fun to kick a little ectoplasm"
October 3, 1984
"Care to register to vote?"
August 17, 1984
"Gramm-Doggett race"
March 15, 1984
"We're taking an exit poll here at Hornswoggle Elementary School - coming up next, an interview with the losers in the ongoing Creation vs. Evolution debate"
March 12, 1984
"Polls"
February 10, 1984
"The first thing you'll learn is that a lot depends on how you pose the questions"
July 6, 1982
"I'll be honest with you, Ronald I'm not wild about either cactus or Limburger"
June 14, 1982
"After carrying all of that water , we think you guys deserve a shower and a change"
June 4, 1982
"Theoretically, by now you should be frightened off of your tuffet"
May 18, 1982
March 1, 1982
"I hate these political preference polls"
October 1, 1980
Polls