December 5, 1989
"I never thought I'd live to see the day- A Warsaw pact meeting catered by McDonalds"
October 11, 1989
"Ah, this explains it- you made a wrong turn"
December 10, 1988
"Mistrust and vilify old right wing proverb"
September 15, 1988
"Lenin Vladimir"
September 5, 1988
"We're way ahead of amerika in pre-trail publicity"
July 2, 1988
April 19, 1988
"CCCP"
December 7, 1987
"Welcome evil empire"
July 17, 1987
Glasnost
April 1, 1987
"The american embassy discovered it had a morale problem."
March 10, 1987
Gorbachev
September 6, 1985
"Gentleman, choose your media"
August 25, 1985
"The Americans are eluding our tracking dust team"
July 8, 1984
"Reverend Jackson"
May 26, 1983
"Hey, that's the annoucer who just finished the series of candid remarks of afghanistan"
June 6, 1982
"It's just one of those little cultural differences - in America its ' no shirt, no shoes, no service' "
April 27, 1982
"Nostalgia Tours"
April 26, 1982
"Let's just hope the Russians don't have superior technology"
August 13, 1981
"Neutron bomb"
August 29, 1980
"Triumphal Arch"
January 16, 1980
"Yet another victory"