December 25, 1989
"Merry Christmas"
December 17, 1989
"U.S Mail "
October 20, 1989
"Santa is in, sit on Santa's lap"
October 6, 1989
"What are the charges"
December 25, 1988
"Hold it right there, pardner!"
December 16, 1988
"Goodfellows"
December 24, 1987
"After filling all the orders for partridges, turtle doves, french hens, calling birds, and geese, we're looking at a big drop in egg production"
December 21, 1987
November 30, 1987
"I told you this was going to happen… its terrible for our image… he's been asked to participate in Arms Control Talks"
July 12, 1987
"Listen, governor- the natives are getting restless- we have to do something about balancing the state budget."
December 25, 1986
"Santa wins trip around the world"
December 18, 1986
"Justice of the Peace's gift from Santa"
December 8, 1986
"Kids surround Santa Claus"
December 5, 1986
"Air traffic control for Santa"
December 18, 1985
"Me? I believe in the goodfellows"
December 8, 1985
"It's come to our attention that you've been claiming some extraordinary amounts for charitable contributions"
November 19, 1985
"Signed yours truly, Caspar w. Weinberger"
December 24, 1984
December 3, 1984
"Lot's of goodfellows!"
December 1, 1984
"Secret shuttle mission"
November 25, 1984
"Made in USA"
December 23, 1983
"We've got a problem - Now everybody wants a shiny red nose"
December 18, 1983
"Let's approach this the way they do U.S. military aid now - I'll present my list of demands and don't you forget they're freebies"
December 7, 1983
"There's still room at the top in this field, you know... Just send your contribution to the GoodFellows!"
