November 8, 1989
"We must be in tarrant county."
August 16, 1989
"Super Collider"
August 8, 1989
"Why are there two thousand Tarrant County familes who are not rich enough to be poor?"
April 28, 1989
"Actually it aint very hard to teach a bear to do tricks whenever it rolls over and plays dead, I reward myself with a treat"
May 21, 1988
"Where's the banana wagon?"
April 28, 1988
"Well, you folks can got out to the stockyards and see a simulated wild west showdown, or you can hang around here and see the real thing"
June 18, 1987
"You think you've got a problem?"
March 27, 1987
"Party for four armed robbery?"
December 18, 1986
"Justice of the Peace's gift from Santa"
November 2, 1986
"Tarrant County Courts handles DWIs"
June 27, 1986
"Tarrant County Jail"
February 17, 1986
"Those DWI statistics had the judge all stressed out before he found himself a relaxing hobby"
February 5, 1986
DWI dismissals
May 8, 1985
"Tarrant county courthouse on the five o'clock news"
December 5, 1984
"Growth"
December 1, 1983
"Now this ambulance plan comes with a pickup truck and bottle of aspirin - it may not save any lives, but it meets all of our financing goals"
August 3, 1983
"Hey Warden, it appears we may be getting some new auto license shop workers who already have some experience in the business"
August 30, 1982
"Where's the guy who's afraid that if his load is lightened he'll go up too fast and get the bends?"
April 6, 1982
"You folks keeping in shape for the next cowtown marathon?"
March 26, 1982
"Would you consider a trade-in? We've got this really neat old courthouse in the process of renovation down in tarrant county"
April 16, 1981
"No kiddin'? You're here to start a ridin' school?"
"Can you speed up? The election's tomorrow"