October 12, 1989
"We got an unsolicited taxpayer-paid mass mailing from our congressman telling us how he led the fight against unsolicited taxpayers-paid mass mailing ... but lost"
September 3, 1989
"Bail outs"
August 17, 1989
"The blind date"
April 16, 1989
"The IRS has plans for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.."
February 2, 1989
"Here's your wilderness guide he's been getting folks safely through the rapids 59% of the time - a 4% improvement over last year"
December 30, 1988
"You may kiss the bride"
December 10, 1985
"He is!"
December 1, 1985
"First the good news"
June 19, 1985
"Compliments of the party over there - they sent you’re their check"
May 6, 1984
"Lots of us top level executives get that queasy feeling now and then"
July 6, 1983
"We'll pay it all back, your honor, if you'll ask the paintiff to stop referring to us as 'the gang that couldn’t loot straight "
June 29, 1983
"Taxpayer"
April 27, 1983
"I've narrowed my choice down to either Reagan or Cranston"
September 1, 1982
"I think I can!"
August 12, 1982
"Unfair"
July 23, 1982
"It’s a a pay or else notice saying we ow the county $1437.50 in back taxes"
April 12, 1982
"Umm. These are the new simplified income tax forms"
March 2, 1982
"There's something wrong with our system when you get yard work, income taxes, hay fever, election politicking, and ticks and fleas all at the same time year after year"
January 24, 1982
"The Scuttlebutt from upstairs is that they're considering "Sin" taxes"
January 12, 1982
"I hope this program has a happy ending as taxpayers, we paid enough to produce it"
January 1, 1982
"Now here's my plan to get the government off your back"
November 9, 1981
"Now let's proceed to the congressional office buildings"
November 1, 1981
"Wishing well, Proposition 4"
December 22, 1980
"listen, if we're going to keep chrysler functioning those working have got to be realistic… take their lumps… accept a substantial cut in pay"
