September 23, 1988
"These are top secret national secuirty alligators and I'd just like to know whatmakes you think they're here."
February 12, 1988
"We've made an extensive search of our fiiles and there is no cohesive evidence that there was a CIA cover up on this Panama thing"
December 29, 1987
"For years there was the cold war, I was a pessimist. Then Glasnost came along… I became an optimist"
November 18, 1987
"This is a joke"
October 1, 1987
"Posing as a candy striper, I entered the hospital room of the CIA Director. I was pleased to learn that Bill was determined not to let his frontal lobotomy interfere with the interview"
July 14, 1987
"I think we're being followed."
April 19, 1987
"I cant believe this!"
October 10, 1986
"American in Nicaragua"
May 15, 1986
"All the news that's fit to print"
February 16, 1986
Blind date
November 5, 1985
"Word from the white house is that the old man is upset about the leak of our covert plans to under-mine the libyan government"
June 12, 1985
"The Pentagon is on ATT, the president is on MCI, the secretary of Defense is on SPRINT, the joint chiefs are on ITT, the CIA is on ALLNET, and the operator is on vacation"
November 1, 1984
"Our man in Nicaragua"
June 4, 1984
"Remember how Watergate started much the same way?"
May 1, 1984
"Donde esta costa rico?"
April 18, 1984
"We'd be having second thoughts about this harbor mining operation if we'd had any first thoughts to begin with"
April 10, 1984
"His covert harbor mining project ran into some budget problems - So he's trying a cheaper distribution system"
February 15, 1984
"Here we go again - another soviet leader!"
October 6, 1983
"The CIA is all over the map these days theyre infiltrating everywhere and the director never tells us anything"
November 7, 1982
"Yeah a bunch of them have even found out where Nicaragua is"
July 20, 1981
"Could you state it for the record? Is that the device you use to investigate the backgrounds of high level appointees?"