April 13, 1989
"Dr. Mortimer is working on a very intersting theory. It could have tremendous impact on the future of planet earth. He thinks he has detected signs of intelligent life at the enviornmental protection agency"
September 13, 1988
"Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) threat for the day: Radon"
March 17, 1988
"Do you suppose the time be ripe for us to take a more forceful approach"
May 2, 1985
"Somebody wants us to settle a bet does the 'P' stand for pollution or procrastination?"
September 28, 1984
"No Texas nuclear waste dump sites"
August 14, 1984
"Polluters"
May 1, 1984
"The E.P.A. has denied our application to incinerate toxic waste in the river Styx - I think they're awarding that contract to the gulf of mexico"
December 11, 1983
"I'm sorry Bill had to work late - He's using all of his authority these days to tackle air pollution for the gipper"
October 1, 1983
"Dear American: Your unlucky number is (whatever)"
September 1, 1983
"Is there any chance we can convice the EPA that when the acid rain we create falls on the toxic waste we gnerate, it neutralizes everything?"
May 9, 1983
"According to your resume, bill you've something big, something clean"
March 18, 1983
"Didn't Ms. Burford and Ms. Lavelle tell you, Mr. Hernandez?"
March 8, 1983
"Forget the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency), OPEC (Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries), El Salvador, and Herschel Walker- let's plant the geraniums"
February 23, 1983
"I found the leak - the odd smell you said you notice is fresh air escaping from your bookkeeping department"
February 18, 1983
"My folks have found about us and we have to stop meeting like this- but thanks for the memories"
January 30, 1983
"Don't try to pull that old 'leftover asparagus casserole' alibi on me, buddy - I know toxic waste when I see it"
January 4, 1983
Someday, kids, unless the E.P.A gets it's act together, you will all belong to this"
December 16, 1982
"Your environmenttal protection angecy has an interesting case, here Ms. Gorsuch"
September 22, 1981
"Got it! We'll call it a 'nip' in the air!"
May 22, 1980
"The heat is on us to get a handle on Mt. St. Helen's air pollution"