October 27, 1999
Chameleon" slow moving, can shoot out its tongue for a distance nearly equal to its length; eyeballs move independently of each other; skin cahnges color depending on mood as we;; as surrounding conditions; has been thought to live on air"
October 19, 1999
"Comedy Club"
September 15, 1999
"I may be leaving now. If I am, this is it. Don’t try to talk me out of it unless you have something to say… I'm not sure you can say anything to change my mind but you're welcome to try.. Uh.. I may be leaving now.. If I am.."
June 24, 1997
"Impeach the president, balance the budget"
November 21, 1996
"Joe Barton Sings"
May 12, 1994
"U.S. representative Joe Barton"
July 8, 1993
"Rep. Joe Barton #1 in taxpayer funded mail"