July 25, 2002
"Dept. of entirely proper phony loans"
May 28, 2002
"U.S. Health Care"
May 9, 2002
"How Enron worked"
March 24, 2000
"Your attention deficit hyperactivity disorder is caused by an underlying condition called being 2"
September 24, 1999
"Medicines don’t cure diseases. Doctors cure diseases"
May 25, 1999
"Fraud found in drug testing system"
February 12, 1999
"Purple teletubbies are benign"
October 2, 1998
"Hedge fund"
April 14, 1998
Piggy Banks
July 28, 1997
"Swiss Banks"
May 9, 1997
"Diary of Swiss Bank"
April 21, 1997
"What planet are you from? Earth?"
January 15, 1997
"Dr. Clinton"
December 20, 1996
A tall thing with little doohickeys sticking out on one side
September 28, 1996
"He's from the HMO - can't stand the sight of red ink"
September 7, 1996
"The Economy - Stock Market"
July 10, 1996
"HMO Menu"
September 29, 1995
"Russky Banc Moscow"
August 10, 1995
Bank fees
June 22, 1995
"We checked with your HMO. It covers all treatment except profit-threatening situations"
May 26, 1995
"The ATMs are so impersonal, this makes the move away from tellers more warm and friendly"
May 19, 1995
"We Both think you need surgery, but we have to get a third opinion from an accountant"
March 26, 1995
"Surgery on Medicare"
August 31, 1994
"Great jail of China"