March 25, 2003
"Incoming!"
August 11, 2002
"Public school funds"
November 3, 1999
"Broker - banker - insurance mergermania"
July 15, 1999
"The sheriff's department is seceding from the county?"
May 20, 1999
"In a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, away..."
May 15, 1999
Watching television
April 25, 1999
"Phone company"
November 22, 1995
"Bill Gates"
November 14, 1995
“It finally happened - the ultimate megamerger - now you control everything. I think it stinks"
July 31, 1995
"Disney CapCities"
July 29, 1995
"You should diversify. Get a sock and a mattress"
June 28, 1995
"The company is repositioning, Hampton"
March 18, 1995
"$31,000,000 merger bonuses paid by taxpayers"
January 26, 1995
"Su economic disaster, mi economic disaster"
March 10, 1994
"Retraining program"
February 26, 1994
"Texas A&M board of regents"
January 6, 1994
"Going out of business"
November 7, 1993
Health Insurance
October 31, 1993
"Circle the lear jets, boys. The federal gummit is aimin' to raise our grazin' fees on public land to well nigh market value."
September 24, 1993
NAFTA
May 23, 1993
"U.S. Trade deficit"
May 18, 1993
"Welcome to Greater Serbia, Dr. Kevorkian. Are you here for business or pleasure?"
November 6, 1992
"This is no way to run a school system"
September 1, 1992
"A house divided against itself is good for business"