September 15, 2002
"The federal reserve chairman walking his dogs"
July 20, 2000
"Taking some artistic license, comptroller projects a state budget surplus"
June 15, 2000
"Reform Party"
March 4, 2000
"I like McCain"
March 1, 2000
"Well, we didn't know he had a catholic brother"
February 26, 2000
"Composed of dense material and battered by many collisions"
February 13, 2000
"if it's bad enough for republicans, it's bad enough for democrats…"
October 18, 1999
"Proposition 18 would give members of the Texas Legislature a daily bop on the head for each existing amendment to the Texas constitution until they rewrite the Texas consitution"
August 28, 1999
"An illegal substance detective on his day off"
April 15, 1999
Smith County Humane Society
February 19, 1999
"Anything in your past that would embarrass a candidate"
December 1, 1998
"George not running"
November 21, 1998
"House judiciary committee"
October 24, 1998
"Best of show: underdog, from the bill gates kennel"
October 16, 1998
"Taco Bell"
August 13, 1998
"Independent counsel law"
May 10, 1998
"The forty million dollar dog that won't hunt"
April 24, 1998
"Campaign finance reform debate"
December 17, 1997
"The Senate committee is deadlocked on confirming the First Dog"
December 6, 1997
"End social promotion, elect Mauro governor"
November 4, 1997
"A Pentagon investigation of exposure to chemical agentsin the Persian Gulf War"
May 16, 1997
"Pre-ownded mini-vans"
April 9, 1997
"Full service banking ATM"
