March 11, 2003
"PIE! Pie in the sky!"
February 22, 2000
"Drug costs"
May 21, 1999
Energizer bunny
May 14, 1999
"B. Yeltsin"
May 6, 1999
"Privacy loss a growing problem"
August 7, 1998
"Patient's rights"
September 10, 1997
"Your past, present and future revealed in the cards"
November 2, 1996
"Kay Granger Insurance"
December 5, 1995
"Deer in the headlights"
November 11, 1995
“Aha! It’s the old fire-in-the-belly that drives us to seek insurance rate increase!”
November 7, 1993
Health Insurance
July 28, 1993
"Flood insurance claims"
March 31, 1993
"The health care commandments"
February 17, 1993
Nannygate
December 9, 1992
"You're going to be fine, but your health insurance policy didn't make it"
December 2, 1992
"Who wants to check it out? If it fogs the mirror, it's hibernating"
October 24, 1992
"Your mother and I have decided to burn our medical insurance cards and move to Canada"
February 23, 1992
"I thought it was a bread line, but it's for autographed pictures of Bush winning the cold war"
February 11, 1992
"The authorities say we should go home. The system is not set up for protest yet"
February 2, 1992
"Hold it. I think it's flooded"
October 1, 1991
"You only drive once a month to come down and pay your premium? You're our kind of client, Mrs. Fernmeister"
August 21, 1991
"We'd better get hold of the white house. There's something going on in the USSR it ought to know about."
May 10, 1991
"It is with deep regret that we announce the resignation of the soviet union as evil empire. The soviet union is leaving to pursue other interests - such as food."
March 9, 1991
"Warranty? I love your sense of humor"
