June 15, 2000
"Reform Party"
March 4, 2000
"I like McCain"
March 1, 2000
"Well, we didn't know he had a catholic brother"
February 26, 2000
"Composed of dense material and battered by many collisions"
February 17, 2000
"Whatever happened to our tradition of national obscurity?"
February 13, 2000
"if it's bad enough for republicans, it's bad enough for democrats…"
October 18, 1999
"Proposition 18 would give members of the Texas Legislature a daily bop on the head for each existing amendment to the Texas constitution until they rewrite the Texas consitution"
September 23, 1999
"Pentagon Budget"
February 19, 1999
"Anything in your past that would embarrass a candidate"
December 1, 1998
"George not running"
March 20, 1998
"The watchdog"
December 6, 1997
"End social promotion, elect Mauro governor"
November 4, 1997
"A Pentagon investigation of exposure to chemical agentsin the Persian Gulf War"
May 1, 1997
"Excuse me, we're looking for two simultaneous regional wars"
April 15, 1997
CIA agents
December 14, 1996
"Dick Armey says he's not running for President"
November 7, 1996
"Wow - cats and dogs mixed with election analysts"
November 6, 1996
"Election '96"
October 16, 1996
"Let him who is without a comfortable lead in the polls be the first to throw a stone"
October 11, 1996
"Persian Gulf - Chemical Weapons"
September 17, 1996
"Persian Gulf Alert"
September 5, 1996
"Creation of an infomercial"
August 14, 1996
"Petagon Briefing on exposure of U.S. troops to Iraqi chemical weapons in the Persian Gulf War"
