April 16, 2003
"Don't think of it as a tax cut for the rich. Think of it as pre-emptive economics"
December 22, 2002
"I think of war with Iraq and ask why not..."
October 1, 2002
"We seek wisdom to deal with the threat of war"
July 18, 2002
"The homeland security plan for detecting unusual behavior"
June 28, 2000
"Genetic code of human life deciphered"
March 21, 2000
"One China"
July 12, 1997
"King size litigation"
July 6, 1997
"It's easier to give directions since the government quit telling the farmers what to grow"
May 17, 1997
"If you allow females on board, won't it create problems?"
May 1, 1997
"Excuse me, we're looking for two simultaneous regional wars"
March 14, 1992
"Do you think polls are getting better or worse, or staying about the same?"
August 28, 1991
"Another startling development! Moldavia, Estonia and Latvia have been redistricted by the Texas legislature"
August 26, 1991
"The census didn't count us"
August 8, 1991
"Public library (CIRCA 2020 A.D.)"
July 20, 1991
"I've been expecting this, Edward. I think we're the last two persons in Texas who aren't in jail."
June 2, 1991
"A lot of people were losing interest in the constitution. Some of the republicans thought this would be a nice patriotic change of pace."
May 18, 1991
"Supreme Court"