March 29, 1991
"I can't believe it!"
March 21, 1991
"Welcome to the opening debate of the 1992 race for the presidency, our guests this evening who do not wish to be identified are prominent members of the democratic party"
January 29, 1991
"Panic in the Texas Legislature"
January 24, 1991
"Try again, Dummy. You're supposed to take the bull by the horns"
January 2, 1991
"Don't mess with ethics"
December 20, 1990
"We found him wandering around in the snow near the white house. He doesn't remember who he is or where he came from, and nobody around here can recall losing an elephant"
December 12, 1990
Personals
November 15, 1990
Eastern Europe
November 13, 1990
Justice department
November 7, 1990
Ride off into the sunset
November 6, 1990
Winner take all
November 1, 1990
Warning
October 31, 1990
High noon
October 30, 1990
"Oh come on and go with us. We'll help you finish brewing up those campaign commercials when we get back"
October 28, 1990
"101st Congress"
October 19, 1990
"You have an image problem, Mr. Williams, and there's no known cure"
October 13, 1990
"Miss Daisy's School of Common Courtesy and Civilized Behavior"
October 9, 1990
"I'm shocked! Shocked!"
October 4, 1990
Beware of the Gingrich
October 2, 1990
The Clayton Williams budget plan