December 12, 2002
"Time Travel"
March 10, 2000
"Watch for falling expectations"
March 4, 2000
"I like McCain"
February 13, 2000
"if it's bad enough for republicans, it's bad enough for democrats…"
October 13, 1999
"If you're sure Julia Child isnt running, put me down for Lawrence Welk"
June 8, 1999
"Special Interests"
August 16, 1998
"The next presidential election"
November 13, 1997
"Gore vs. Gephardt"
November 6, 1996
"Election '96"
July 14, 1996
Late night league of women voters
July 13, 1996
"Lamm"
November 19, 1995
"Should Newt run for president"
November 9, 1995
"Powell won't run"
October 26, 1995
Colin Powell
October 18, 1995
“I move we appoint a committee to study the feasibility of three cheers for Bob”
October 1, 1995
"Peacock"
August 30, 1995
"Pete Wilson for President"
July 27, 1995
"Is Bob Dole too old to be president?"
July 26, 1995
May 28, 1995
"Colin Powell for President Office"
October 2, 1992
"I'm looking it up, Mr. Perot. Nobody's tried to enter a beached whale before"
September 22, 1992
"The President rejects debate with a single moderator"
September 24, 1991
"We're going full steam ahead on these domestic issues"
August 16, 1991
"Democrats '92"