June 17, 2000
"Polls"
February 2, 2000
"Vote first or cry"
October 13, 1999
"If you're sure Julia Child isnt running, put me down for Lawrence Welk"
January 26, 1999
"Have you been polled?"
November 1, 1998
"Do-nothing Congress"
October 29, 1997
"After refueling, Newt is cleared for takeoff"
September 30, 1997
"Poll influenced by the way questions were asked"
March 14, 1997
Polls and scandals
October 16, 1996
"Let him who is without a comfortable lead in the polls be the first to throw a stone"
September 10, 1996
"Basher & Bore - Political Consultants"
August 22, 1996
"You live in one of those stange gerrymandered congressional districts"
May 22, 1996
"The push poll"
February 14, 1996
"Polls show that people are mad as hell"
November 19, 1995
"Should Newt run for president"
August 23, 1995
"Gramm for straw poll"
April 4, 1995
"The Poll Parrot"
October 27, 1994
"Superbill"
September 25, 1994
"Poll on the gubernatorial race in Texas"
September 16, 1994
"Poll in favor of invading Haiti"
August 3, 1994
"Now here's my plan…"
March 8, 1994
"Electoral cleansing"
January 21, 1994
"Jan Polls '94"
January 28, 1993
"Do you think gays should be allowed to pay taxes?"
October 31, 1992
"The headless horseman"