December 24, 2002
"C.E.O Claus says layoffs will not affect performance"
December 15, 2002
"George W. Bush/ The early years"
December 8, 2002
"You're a victim of identity theft"
December 25, 1998
"Merry Christmas"
December 8, 1998
"Fund raisers"
December 1, 1998
"A gang of furby shoppers"
December 25, 1997
November 28, 1997
"Child asks for war toys, land mines, and biological weapons"
September 23, 1997
"Federal computer directory raises questions on privacy"
December 25, 1996
"Merry Christmas!"
December 22, 1996
"Alan Greenspan is IN"
December 15, 1996
"Santa's Workshop"
December 24, 1995
"I hate downsizing"
December 17, 1995
"Entitlements making Christmas broke"
November 26, 1995
Visit with Santa
December 20, 1994
"Orange County competes with Santa Claus"
December 14, 1993
"Have you noticed? Two of our most popular items this year are peace on Earth and a good handgun."
December 12, 1993
"Pentagon"
December 3, 1991
"Ive been a good little retailer and I want a nice increase in sales this year or we're both out of a job. Got it? "
December 23, 1990
"I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, 'If I never see another glass of milk and plate of cookies again, it will be soon enough'"