September 22, 2002
"Next, a paid political ad from Texas..."
July 9, 2000
"Camp David"
June 11, 2000
"Jeff MacNelly 1947-2000"
May 21, 1999
Energizer bunny
May 14, 1999
"B. Yeltsin"
December 16, 1998
"William Jefferson Clinton / The early years"
June 4, 1998
"The four branches of government"
December 1, 1997
"Save the liberals"
January 3, 1997
"Newt"
October 6, 1996
"Me Tarzan"
June 2, 1996
"Timber industry"
September 21, 1995
FBI dogs
June 23, 1995
"Environmental Programs"
May 28, 1993
"Senator Dole is going to demand a complete explanation of this."
April 4, 1993
"I think that I shall never see a tree as lovely as a stump."
December 2, 1992
"Who wants to check it out? If it fogs the mirror, it's hibernating"
February 23, 1992
"I thought it was a bread line, but it's for autographed pictures of Bush winning the cold war"
February 11, 1992
"The authorities say we should go home. The system is not set up for protest yet"
February 2, 1992
"Hold it. I think it's flooded"
November 12, 1991
"Tax cut"
August 21, 1991
"We'd better get hold of the white house. There's something going on in the USSR it ought to know about."
May 10, 1991
"It is with deep regret that we announce the resignation of the soviet union as evil empire. The soviet union is leaving to pursue other interests - such as food."
February 17, 1991
"Good Lord! The Soviet Union has vanished!"
February 10, 1991
"The amazing Gorbachev"