March 1, 2003
"What are you watching?"
February 16, 2003
"What's the duct tape for?"
"If there's any duct tape left, could we put our heads back on"
November 12, 2002
"Researchers discover a safe incapacitating agent which puts people to sleep quickly"
October 24, 2002
"The Sniper, Beaking Speculation!!!"
October 17, 2002
"You know what I hate? When Andy Rooney Comes on and I can't find the remote control"
October 15, 2002
"Is that the president? Whats going on?"
August 18, 2002
"Congress is giving itself another automatic pay raise"
July 13, 2000
"Ultimate reality show premieres. Your 15 minutes of fame!"
March 19, 2000
"What people really want to hear is a discussion of issues"
February 11, 2000
"There's nothing on"
January 1, 2000
"Happy New Year!"
March 5, 1999
"Counterpunch"
January 31, 1999
"The freeze warning continues"
November 24, 1998
"This old ailment"
October 30, 1998
"Campaign distributions"
October 21, 1998
"How about them leaky faucets?"
October 11, 1998
"Impeachment process set in motion"
October 10, 1998
"Eternal impeachment"
September 30, 1998
"An effort to divert attention to the economy"
September 22, 1998
"Sex scandal news coverage"
September 17, 1998
"Clinton's grand jury testimony"
September 6, 1998
"You don't have to grow up to be president"
August 20, 1998
"Action against terrorism"