February 13, 2003
The White House says to put duct tape around doors and windows
January 26, 2003
will be eating bugs until they produce evidence that would justify war with Iraq
August 17, 1999
"N/T"
September 27, 1998
"Cast the first stone"
June 10, 1998
"China's civil rights abuses"
August 29, 1997
"More Gore fundraiser calls from White House revealed"
March 28, 1997
"White house appointments"
February 19, 1997
White House security officer
October 2, 1996
"Surely they jest"
April 3, 1994
"White house security"
December 22, 1993
"Zoe Baird - Bobby Ray Inman"
November 7, 1991
"Nice try. I'm sorry, sir, but it's official. You're grounded"
October 20, 1991
"The white house wants us to rework the concept - they're a litte queasy about him claiming to be the capital gains president"
August 21, 1991
"We'd better get hold of the white house. There's something going on in the USSR it ought to know about."
August 10, 1991
"That's the third time this week"
April 30, 1991
"Here I am at a Kurdish refugee camp in Iraq"
April 18, 1991
"We'll have to start over on the civil rights legislation thing. It looks like there's something wrong with the computer."
March 10, 1990
"Remember how we fell for ethics reform?That was a hoax, too"
February 17, 1990
"It's just amazing that nobody thought of it before"