March 20, 2007
"Legacy acomplished"
January 22, 1993
"Is anyone else concerned about the Bushes?"
January 21, 1993
"That concludes our analysis of Clinton and his failed presidency"
October 25, 1992
"Tilt rotor president"
September 27, 1992
"What dog?"
May 12, 1992
"The buck stopped with LBJ"
February 8, 1992
"Kennebunkport Maine 1928"
December 1, 1991
"Forsooth, chivalry must be dead"
November 17, 1991
"Liberal"
November 7, 1991
"Nice try. I'm sorry, sir, but it's official. You're grounded"
October 20, 1991
"The white house wants us to rework the concept - they're a litte queasy about him claiming to be the capital gains president"
October 12, 1991
"Good dog"
September 20, 1991
"I want ten billion in unmarked loan guarantees and no questions asked or I'll say you're blackmailing me"
August 9, 1991
"Would y'all watch my stuff while I step across the street for a domestic program?"
January 28, 1988
"Did you see Bush" and Rather on TV? Ol' George was tough as nails"
January 31, 1986
"Your tests show that you have NewRightitis..."