November 7, 1991
"Nice try. I'm sorry, sir, but it's official. You're grounded"
October 20, 1991
"The white house wants us to rework the concept - they're a litte queasy about him claiming to be the capital gains president"
February 17, 1990
"It's just amazing that nobody thought of it before"
May 4, 1989
"The White House expressed regret for any inconvenience this May have caused voters in the 88' elections"