September 18, 1979
"Over here, Daddy! Thank goodness you're safe! This has been delcared a disaster area!"
June 29, 1979
"So that you may conform and feel completely at ease, gentlemen, the management furnishes these Bee Gees T-shirts"
May 30, 1979
"…and lastly, to that dedicated public servant, molder and shaper of future generation… a genunie simulated veto by Governor Clements… and lots a luck..."
May 9, 1979
"There ain't no horse that can't be rode"
March 7, 1979
"Governor Clements addresses the state agency heads"
February 23, 1979
"Problem: Billy had 8 apples"
January 18, 1979
"We should bring in a bumper crop…. Right sign of the moon, fertile soil, tested seed ..."
October 13, 1978
"He's the advance man for Clements"
May 9, 1978
"Really? I have a date with a dream, too"