April 6, 2006
"The falwellism of John McCain"
September 23, 2001
"Falwell & Robertson holier-than-thou theology check"
February 12, 1999
"Purple teletubbies are benign"
December 17, 1992
"All of a sudden the Bush administration has agreed to expand the endangered species act"
December 10, 1988
"I definitely think there's a problem, but we can't fix it here"
December 4, 1987
"Cartoonists, satirists, commentators and comedians say theyre suffering emotional distress caused by waiting for our decision on Hustler v. Falwell. They can't sue for that, can they?"
June 7, 1987
"To register your opinion, call the number on your screen if you believe in separation of church and state."
March 21, 1987
"Jim Bakker resigned from PTL?"
August 23, 1985
"Now get those cards, letter and donations rolling in for my friends here, folks"
October 5, 1983
"It wasn’t computer error that invited Ted Kennedy to speak the moral majority"
July 11, 1982
“Tsk, Tsk, Falwell… Thou shouldn’t be sending out solicitations for funds to pay for property damages already covered by thy insurance policy…”
September 27, 1981
"The Reverend Jerry Falwell expressed displeasure today …"
July 10, 1981
"Come on in, Judge O'Connor. You're just in time to hear the Reverent Falwell deliver the minority opiinion on your nomination to the Supreme Court"
"Did anybody around here put in an order for all of the democrats?"
"I checked out your computer"
"Purple teletubbies are benign, Falwell, my advice is to keep your shirt on"
