June 3, 2000
"Microsoft finds the government breakup plan vague and ambiguous"
April 5, 2000
"Willie's wall had a great fall"
November 9, 1999
"doors"
November 17, 1998
"Bill gates runs out of RAM"
October 24, 1998
"Best of show: underdog, from the bill gates kennel"
May 21, 1998
"Bill Gates orders a hamburger"
May 12, 1998
"Microsoft"
December 16, 1997
"Cyberspace"
October 22, 1997
"The justice department charges microsoft with taking unlawful advantage"
November 22, 1995
"Bill Gates"
"Mirosoft finds the government breakup plan vague an ambigous"
Bill Gates falling with things
"No way, the pickle and onion are bundled with the lettuce and tomato"
Bill Gates falling
"This just in - Bill Gates has bought the rights to the alphabet"
"Hey, aren't you Bill Gates?"
"Willie says it's no big deal "Willie is going to appeal)"
"The justice deparment charges microsoft with taking an unlawful advantage"
Mr. Gates, Got any other ideas?
