October 25, 1979
"Ve should respond firmly to Cuba und de Soviets ..."
March 15, 1978
"Just try to squeeze into it one more time Henry-at this point in time I don’t think we can let it out much more"
August 3, 1976
"Meddling in absentian affairs now, I suppose… is Absentia anywhere near Angola?"
March 12, 1976
"You shouldn’t have done that, I was already letting the water out this end"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
March 1, 1976
"Henry 1976"
February 23, 1976
"You want to try it? It's something we picked up in the West Indies- you're only as ole as you feel, Henry"
January 1, 1976
"I think I can… I think I can… I think I can"
December 1, 1975
"I thust hope it's true dat ven you've seen two you've seen dem all"
October 21, 1975
"I've got that one down pat- what I need to work on is my chance for the Détente of my uncle"
October 1, 1975
"Say, Kisinger,Henry ,do you suppose it loses something in translation "
"But first,a public service message- The following program is intended for a immature audience ony, and maybe injurious to your tradional moral values"
September 23, 1975
"Dr. Secretary ,ther's a delegation of ordinary citizens here to bring you a bicentennial minute"
August 28, 1975
"Whoever said 'talk is cheap' Wasn't taking the conversational style of henry Kissinger into account"
July 29, 1975
"Détente. Congress"
June 3, 1975
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and ends with a double bicarbonate"
May 26, 1975
"We could improve a bit in hits and runs , but I'm satisfied with that error performance "
May 2, 1975
"Complaints"
April 28, 1975
"You go back and tell Senor Henry Kissinger we can't go on not meeting like this"
March 4, 1975
"How much is that in dollars"
February 18, 1975
"I understand one of you guys is an alamo buff"
February 14, 1975
"It's the deluxe assortment - just eat what you like and I'll pick up what's left next time around"
February 12, 1975
"We'll just give you a few pointers in case you feel threatened by us"
February 5, 1975
"What bothers me is that he has a literal mind"
