February 18, 1975
"I understand one of you guys is an alamo buff"
"Help wanted"
Henry Kissinger
"We are pleased to announce the talks are a success- it's the peace that's a failure"
"I'm here to restore harmony"
"It's a classic case of jet lag- I treated Henery Kissinger for the same thing last week"
"We respond firmly"
Knight suit
"First allow me to congratulate you on your discreet manner of travel-does the president know you're here?"
"You certainly have an impressive list of references - Ford, Brezhnev, Shmidt, Queen Elizabeth, Golda mier, Rabin, Sadat, Giscard d'estang, Shaa of Iran"