October 1, 1975
"Say, Kisinger,Henry ,do you suppose it loses something in translation "
"But first,a public service message- The following program is intended for a immature audience ony, and maybe injurious to your tradional moral values"
"If we have to put off the festivities , I hope there's nothing in the package that will spoil"
"We still may go to this year if the water's fine"