July 19, 1983
"Now here's my plan Henry you walk softly; I carry the big stick and if I want your advice , I'll ask for it"
October 1, 1975
"Say, Kisinger,Henry ,do you suppose it loses something in translation "
"But first,a public service message- The following program is intended for a immature audience ony, and maybe injurious to your tradional moral values"
August 28, 1975
"Whoever said 'talk is cheap' Wasn't taking the conversational style of henry Kissinger into account"
January 7, 1975
"That's two assistants who've quit already this week"
"You can knock off the practicing with the chopsticks- They've decided to send a messenger to the airport with your fortune cookie"
"If we have to put off the festivities , I hope there's nothing in the package that will spoil"
"We still may go to this year if the water's fine"
"It's a drag when you start losing your pull, eh, Henry?"