January 7, 1975
"That's two assistants who've quit already this week"
Henry Kissinger
"We are pleased to announce the talks are a success- it's the peace that's a failure"
"I'm here to restore harmony"
"It's a classic case of jet lag- I treated Henery Kissinger for the same thing last week"
"Henry kissinger have wand will travel"
Knight suit
"First allow me to congratulate you on your discreet manner of travel-does the president know you're here?"
"We respond firmly"
"You certainly have an impressive list of references - Ford, Brezhnev, Shmidt, Queen Elizabeth, Golda mier, Rabin, Sadat, Giscard d'estang, Shaa of Iran"
"Help wanted"