August 28, 1975
"Whoever said 'talk is cheap' Wasn't taking the conversational style of henry Kissinger into account"
February 5, 1975
"What bothers me is that he has a literal mind"
November 6, 1974
"He's having trouble getting parts for it"
January 10, 1973
"Looks like more tunnel at the end of the light"
January 8, 1973
"Peace talks resume Jan 8"
"I'm here to restore harmony"
"It's a classic case of jet lag- I treated Henery Kissinger for the same thing last week"
Knight suit
"We respond firmly"
"First allow me to congratulate you on your discreet manner of travel-does the president know you're here?"
"You certainly have an impressive list of references - Ford, Brezhnev, Shmidt, Queen Elizabeth, Golda mier, Rabin, Sadat, Giscard d'estang, Shaa of Iran"
"That's a nice touch, Henry"
"Help wanted"
Henry Kissinger
"We are pleased to announce the talks are a success- it's the peace that's a failure"