August 7, 1979
"Now you just let me do all the talking, Pat"
January 29, 1979
"…then the president proposes a moment of silence for Chairman Mao ... and eighteen and half minuter of silence for former President Nixon"
November 20, 1978
"They're all yours, governor… did I mention that they're self-winding?"
February 27, 1978
"It's amazing - during the hearings nobody could recall anything"
July 1, 1977
"It's amazing - one day the nation is in vibrant health and the next day it's desperately ill"
May 1, 1977
"Kick me around"
"Former prosecutor Jaworski says he'll speak out if Richard Milhous Nixon doesn't"
March 12, 1976
"You shouldn’t have done that, I was already letting the water out this end"
February 26, 1976
"Hey I thought you were with the unrepentant party capitalist-roaders"
February 6, 1975
"Crime's paying so well these days, may be we should have a windfall profits tax on watergate books and lectures"
December 13, 1974
"That pass is intended for you, Jerry"
October 7, 1974
"No, she's not packing for a 'round-the world cruise - she's a prospective Watergate juror"
September 19, 1974
"It was a beautiful pool before you stocked it, coach"
August 13, 1974
"Everbody I had down for a letter of recommendation is applying for the job too"
August 8, 1974
"It's an acquired taste"
August 2, 1974
"Steady as she goes"
July 26, 1974
"We should have asked for the spools, too"
July 19, 1974
"The moment of truth arrives, senor...by the way, what's your blood type?"
June 19, 1974
"...and then we exchanged gifts - we gave them nuclear energy, and they gave us the Palestinian problem"
March 19, 1974
"Chicago, Nashville, and Houston are just the warm - up, he'll add the unicycle and harmonica when he plays Peoria"
January 28, 1974
"Say, Gerry, I thought they had retired that jersey"
February 8, 1973
"Is that the plowshare he beat his sword into?"
January 25, 1973
"1973 Economic Report to Congress"
January 12, 1973
"She'll thaw out as soon as you convince the prince he should embrace her"