February 27, 1978
"It's amazing - during the hearings nobody could recall anything"
September 19, 1974
"It was a beautiful pool before you stocked it, coach"
November 10, 1972
"...Instead of a single bound, I wonder if the best two out of three..."
"Remember now-fifty miles per hour-no more, no less"
"Mr. Vice President, how do you feel about the rumors you'll be dropped?"
"There is growing sentiment , even among us conservatives, that we should install a steering wheel"
"Come back here, you rascal - them's the family heirlooms!"
"No more ballast - just bring me a shovel"
"One motive we can eliminate - they couldn't have been after money"