October 2, 1996
"Surely they jest"
September 19, 1974
"It was a beautiful pool before you stocked it, coach"
"You gettin' good vibes, king timahoe"
"Whatever happens when you turn it on,I ain't gonna like it"
"Nixon and McGovern almost agree on the reruns issue: Nixon don't approve of T.V reruns , and McGovern Don't approve of Nixon Reruns"
"Heads he wins, tails they lose"