November 1, 1992
"And another thing - I expect to be compensated for any burglary tools left at the watergate break-in"
June 28, 1992
"SS Watergate"
April 13, 1984
"History repaired"
January 7, 1982
"Release of Nixon tapes delayed"
February 27, 1978
"It's amazing - during the hearings nobody could recall anything"
February 6, 1975
"Crime's paying so well these days, may be we should have a windfall profits tax on watergate books and lectures"
October 7, 1974
"No, she's not packing for a 'round-the world cruise - she's a prospective Watergate juror"
August 13, 1974
"Everbody I had down for a letter of recommendation is applying for the job too"
August 8, 1974
"It's an acquired taste"
July 26, 1974
"We should have asked for the spools, too"
March 19, 1974
"Chicago, Nashville, and Houston are just the warm - up, he'll add the unicycle and harmonica when he plays Peoria"
"Dirty Tricksters 1972"
"Incredible"
"Remarkable resemblance...can either one of them perform?"
"That's a nice speech, Dick, but I think the folks would still like for you to bring us together"
"No more ballast - just bring me a shovel"
"You may wonder why I called this meeting.."
"One motive we can eliminate - they couldn't have been after money"
"Dick's delicious ice cream"
"I have three white beans and one black bean in the hat"
"That was a rerun -we saw it before on may 22"
"It's not organized crime that bothers me"
"I think Kleindienst has forgotten the game plan"
"There is growing sentiment , even among us conservatives, that we should install a steering wheel"