September 19, 1974
"It was a beautiful pool before you stocked it, coach"
March 19, 1974
"Chicago, Nashville, and Houston are just the warm - up, he'll add the unicycle and harmonica when he plays Peoria"
"No way! We're just going to have to have a bigger foundation garment"
"That's a nice touch, Henry"
"No more ballast - just bring me a shovel"
"The tax laws are fair"
"(Expletive Deleted)"